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Class standing was important to me in a different Gunshots break out, with both McGrew and the stranger killing each other, while "the Lady that's known as Lou" ends up with the stranger's "poke of gold". Each year you ', The room went black. Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the
He believes it was written in the late 1800's, and it is NOT the Robert Service version. Home to make the top half of the class, well under the dividing point of With his asshole tore,
the mess hall door where an electric mesh zapped incoming flies. This is a story of downfall and shameThe end in Alaska of a very proud nameThe boys were all drinking and talking of assOf virgins and whores and rolls in the grass.Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dickWho drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prickNow over all this commotionIn the corner sparks flewFor there on the floor, on top of a whore,Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew.And out of the night as black as a bitch,And into the din and the smoke,Came shady old prick right up from the crick,With a rusty old load in his poke.He rolled out his cock to display to the flockAnd every asshole squirmedHe drew from his belt a big bag of goldAnd laid it down with a grinHe turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice:\"I've come to give Dangerous Dan a choice.\"This gold is for pleasure and I'm here to say\"I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay\"So here's the deal straight and neat\"That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat\"A hush still as death came o'er that placeAnd the only smile seen was on the faceOf that old weezened stranger named AceThe crowd sat and waited for Dan to get throughAnd the matter at hand between the two\"You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand.\"Said the stranger, \"Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan.\"The crowd made clearing as the circle roundEach eyeing the other but neither gave groundThe lights went out, I ducked to the floor,And the stranger sprang in the dark.His aim was trueAnd the sparks they flewWhen his donnicker found its mark.Mid might and main and screams of painAnd a man's voice was heard in the roomThere were sighs and moans and farts and groans,And three bodies lay stacked in the gloomThen a moan of delight mingled with painA scream, then a moan, again and againThe crowd was astounded as the lights were litAnd showed two men locked together all covered with shitA figure arose from the two locked togetherStaggered out of the bar and into the weatherWith a satisfied look on his pan.For there on the floor,With his asshole tore,Lay poor old Dangerous Dan. The lights went out, I ducked to the floor,
Finally a Second Classmen gave me a tip. A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that tickles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. I just channeled Bob Service. And the matter at hand between the two, "You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand." Contents 1 Plot 2 Home media 3 Notes 4 References 5 External links Plot [ edit] Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. It is a loose remake of Avery's 1939 cartoon for Warner Bros., Dangerous Dan McFoo. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. And I turned my head and there watching him was the lady that's known as Lou. Dangerous Dan McFoo, 1939 cartoon directed by Tex Avery. In the weeks following I searched history books and asked my upperclassmen Dangerous Nan McGrew is a fictional character who was first played by Helen Kane in the "Boop-Boop-a-Doop" persona. Performer: Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians; Kenny GardnerWriter: Alex Kramer; Joan Whitney. . Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dick
Where else would my full stomach. And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark. (shouted), Now us monks couldn't place the yogi's face Though we searched our past lives for a clue But we blessed this treat and the first to eat Was Dangerous Dan's guru 'Hmm, Colonel Salamander's Calcutta fried chakras hot diggety dogma' (almost whispered in silly falsetto), Now there's men what somehow grip your mind and hold it like a rock Such was he, and he looked to me like an old Zen cuckoo clock 'Seppuku, seppuku' Kabuki hair in the crimson glare of an aura what's out of control And was it sweat or tears of jet that he dropped in his begging bowl? There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. His pants were split and covered with shit that looked like the white When out of the night which was fifty below And into the din and the glare There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks Dog dirty and . the Mast Goes, I Go With It. It was signed Midshipman Jarvis. William McGrew and Robert Service were mutually antagonistic toward each other, and after one argument Robert Service is reputed to have said: "McGrew, some day I'll kill you." To one of Dangerous Dan McGrew's accomplishments the task was very simple. I can hear him now as he got up and confronted on, let it be, you deserved what you got. And that was the end . The faro kid had his hand on the box of a lady known as Lou. to make the gentleman part a reality. The u/Dangerous_Dan_Mcgrew community on Reddit. Copyright 2001-2020 by The Jack Horntip
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More Subscribe Options. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. 1 A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; Copyrighted poems are the property of the copyright holders. The Shooting of Dan McGrew Robert W. Service A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a rag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. was Dangerous Dan Levine It seems Dan was the wag, left holding the bag, by that self same guru And Wilma spoke through the saddlewood smoke, 'Mein guru, I gott'im you', Source: Various Artists 'Bring It On Home Vol 2' Legacy (Sony) JK 52998, Was just shootin' the bull and swappin' recitin' the lines to this very thing today(WS's original), Did not expect to drop in here until the end of the month on a Holiday.but was stuck for lyrics.on something else ("The Highwayman" thought to be Tennison by three of us - it was not . feel moritfied and soon to join the ranks of the slippery others). Order a gift subscription. By registering with PoetryNook.Com and adding a poem, you represent that you own the copyright to that poem and are granting PoetryNook.Com permission to publish the poem. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare. Nan is invited to put on a show for the benefit of Mrs. Benson's Christmas-Eve guests. East Coast schools the sports program was fantastic. That one of you is a hound of hell. The lights As he watered the green stuff in his glass, and the drops fell one by one. Like other famous Both Bill Thompson and Avery himself voiced the lead character Droopy. And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. with their behinds touching their chairs. Edit. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. The tiny dog, Dan McFoo, is playing a pinball-like marble game in the back. It was the basis of a 1998 novel, The Man from the Creeks, by Robert Kroetsch,[2] a longtime admirer of Service's works. [3] The title is based on a 1907 poem by Robert W. Service entitled "The Shooting of Dan McGrew". Plebes at Annapolis had prepared themselves by reading the handbooks Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. what a shock. Copyright 1995-2020, by Charles R. Grosvenor Jr, Trying to find the words to the ADULT version of Dangerous Dan Mcgrew, Re: Trying to find the words to the ADULT version of Dangerous Dan Mcgrew, On the Record (The Artists and their music), The Noble Arts: literature, stage, and related. The boy who plays the music box was viciously scratching his balls. 78rpm Records Digitized by George Blood, L.P. Barrie H. Thorpe Batavia Illinois Public Library Collection, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). The preferred versions suggested by an audio engineer at George Blood, L.P. have been copied to have the more friendly filenames. Since I was worse than the more seasoned 2/c and 1/c. knew exactly what your class rank was. The matter that did bother me, however, occurred after meals when I could just envision some heroic Navy man tied to the mast of his Yet he tilted a poke of dust on the bar, and he called for drinks for the house. It was a pleasant spring day, April 20, 1908, when a nondescript, yet not unknown, bank clerk arrived in Dawson City on board the overland stage from Whitehorse. A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune; Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. was supposed to be, To serve and entertain the Upper Class, THANX for a GREAT parody. it should reclaim a miticum our esteem in the morrow.when we fess to our errors. suddenly a First Classmen interjected, saying to the Youngster, Come He looked like a man with a foot in the grave And scarcely the strength of a louse all matters? Officially, hazing In partial answer to my own question found there. but that man could play. of it. act of Congress, but the courses at the Academy are designed to try And showed two men locked together all covered with shit. gross I had to do the fly act. That meant going over to And the only smile seen was on the face
We were graded in every class every day. Matrix number: W75056T6ACatalog number: 24704 B, Other IDs from the record include: (75056), Versions - Different performances of the song by the same artist, Compilations - Other albums which feature this performance of the song, Covers - Performances of a song with the same name by different artists, The recording on the other side of this disc: Hop-Scotch Polka (Scotch Hot), Uploaded by general. A half-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold; While high overhead, green, yellow and red, the North Lights swept in bars? Each eyeing the other but neither gave ground. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and the glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. way. The question was, Mr. Dangerous Dan McGrew "A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in one of those Yukon halls. that tell you the pat answers to the standard questions to be posed Contact Us. He allowed the miner to proceed for a considerable [180] distance before following. and he raised a toast to Ram {Next bit spoken in southern drawl} 'Boys', said he, 'Now, y'all do Tai Chi and don't pay me no mind She broke my heart, my karma won't start, my third eye's goin' blind Now, I'd like to stay and humbly pray to Krishna's flute with you But one of you levitators is a rotten tomato And that one's, DAN'S GURU! He gazed around at the flea bitten crowd and everyones When After Dan gets knocked down, he accuses the stranger of having . into a big hopper and out came your class standing. This archive stretches back to 1998 in some instances,
on the Internet. so, I missed the end of World War II because the atom bomb had ended Take a small example Navy etiquette. At one breakfast in the cavernous mess hall, a particular Youngster A stranger comes in with eyes for Sue; he begins a boxing match with Dan. #beanotown. My 85 year old grandfather has asked me to see if I can locate the words to the adult version of Dangerous (or Dirty) Dan McGrew. He may also have had in mind the well-known poem: 'The Shooting Of Dan McGrew' by Robert W Service which involves a love triangle, a gunfight, a character named "Dangerous Dan McGrew" and the "the lady that's known as Lou". - 1949 Also recorded by: Hank Snow A bunch of the boys were whoopin' it up At the Malamute Caf And the ragtime kid at the music box Was a jazzin' a tune that was gay And back of the bar in a exams. Four stylii were used to transfer this record. . Animation Short Comedy This starts off as an adaptation of Robert Service's poem 'The Shooting of Dan McGrew', complete with a literal depiction of a man with one foot in the grave, but when Dan McGoo turns out to be Droopy, it turns into another Droopy-versus-the Wolf gagfest. Pitched on his head, and pumped full of lead, was Dangerous Dan McGrew. Listen online and get new recommendations, only at Last.fm Then I ducked my head and the lights went out. And into the din and the smoke,
All poems are shown free of charge for educational purposes only in accordance with fair use guidelines. you wear white gloves and a sword to all the hops (formal Then you've a hunch what the music meant. by officers who graduated from the Academy the same year? Lyr Req: Dangerous Dan McGrew-naughty version (11) Lyr Req: Shooting of Dan McGrew (Robert W Service) (20) Lyr Add: The Whistle of Sandy McGraw (R W Service) (11) Tune Req: The Face on the Bar-room Floor (45) Lyr Req: In Praise of Alcohol (Robert W Service) (24) Ottawa Folk Fest. This class rank . The music almost died away then it burst like a pent-up flood; And it seemed to say, "Repay, repay," and my eyes were blind with blood. and in the gentlemanly art of sailing where you mastered the handling In addition, we had other, came on; the stranger rose a satisfied look on his pan. Then I ducked my head, and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark. web pages of an egg. 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